Friday, March 30, 2007
And it only took them half an hour to call the cops
College chicks are weird. Really, really weird:
Police have been unable to locate a woman who entered the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity house without permission on Thursday and began to masturbate on a couch.
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Fraternity members asked the woman to leave the house, but she refused and continued masturbating for about half an hour, Nye said.
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She walked out of the front door wearing only a thigh-length black coat after a fraternity member called the police, Nye said. When police arrived minutes later, the woman had already left.
Wow. How . . . bizarre.